Men generally regard women as cartoons: Delightful, colorful, unpredictable, and being with them reminds you of how much fun and wonder you knew as a child.
Men see other men as documentaries: Serious, informative, but essentially dull after a few minutes.
Women generally regard men as cartoons : Ridiculous, exaggerated, and they run around accomplishing little. But being with them is fast, amusin
g, and a nice way to waste time.
Women see other women as documentaries : Educational, sometimes you wish you could go where they’re describing (but not really), typically about exotic creatures you like to look at but wouldn’t want in your life.
What would you rather watch— POPEYE or a film about the migration habits of otters?
— Jonathan Carroll (via browndresswithwhitedots)
A good woman will tie you down. An evil woman will tie you up.
— Advice from Man, said with a wink and a grin (via evilsoutherngentleman)
Poetry is a naked woman, a naked man, and the distance between them.
— Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Poetry as Insurgent Art (via 4mbivalent)
She held herself very straight, like Audrey Hepburn, whom all women idolize and men never think about.
— Jeffrey Eugenides (via misswallflower)
Give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and you give me a very dangerous enemy indeed.
— Anne Rice, The Witching Hour (via spelunkerofgrapefruits)
(Source: mouthfulofsurprises)
I don’t mind living in a man’s world, as long as I can be a woman in it.
— Marilyn Monroe (via misswallflower)
