Men generally regard women as cartoons: Delightful, colorful, unpredictable, and being with them reminds you of how much fun and wonder you knew as a child.
Men see other men as documentaries: Serious, informative, but essentially dull after a few minutes.
Women generally regard men as cartoons : Ridiculous, exaggerated, and they run around accomplishing little. But being with them is fast, amusin
g, and a nice way to waste time.
Women see other women as documentaries : Educational, sometimes you wish you could go where they’re describing (but not really), typically about exotic creatures you like to look at but wouldn’t want in your life.
What would you rather watch— POPEYE or a film about the migration habits of otters?
A good woman will tie you down. An evil woman will tie you up.
Poetry is a naked woman, a naked man, and the distance between them.
Back in my day, a feminist was a woman who avoided the kitchen like the plague
Young women should not go alone on dark nights, even in Oxfordshire. But any prowling maniac would have had more than his work cut out if he had accosted Anathema Device. She was a witch, after all. And precisely because she was a witch, and therefore sensible, she put little faith in protective amulets and spells; she saved it all for the foot-long bread knife which she kept in her belt.
She held herself very straight, like Audrey Hepburn, whom all women idolize and men never think about.
Give me a man or woman who has read a thousand books and you give me an interesting companion. Give me a man or woman who has read perhaps three and you give me a very dangerous enemy indeed.
I don’t mind living in a man’s world, as long as I can be a woman in it.